Posts Tagged ‘Recessionista’

Back on Track. Again.

June 1st, 2009 by Mandi

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Hello, lovelies.

 

Sorry we’ve been MIA for a while. Since we last spoke, I’ve blown a wad in New York on some super cute Michael Kors shoes and a bag that I’m still scared to carry outside because it has so much bling on it that I’m going to get mugged for sure. So I’ve been too ashamed to write. But I’ve accepted the fact that we all fall off the horse from time to time, and the important thing is to get back on. I am back, and cheaper than ever.

 

We’ve also been pretty swamped watching intern videos and eating popcorn (a cheap snack, fyi) and being a little annoyed that a lot of you out there are a tad funnier than we are, and a hell of a lot more economical. But we’re still excited to announce the winner of the intern search next week, so stay tuned for a fresh face and more kick ass money saving magic. 

 

Anyway, no excuse to leave everyone high and dry, and I hope none of you have fallen off the wagon quite as spectacularly as I did in New York. One shop assistant actually said to me “You know, Bloomingdales isn’t going anywhere. You can come back later.” Bitch.

 

Tip Of the Day (which I’ve been doing EVERY DAY since I’ve been back): You can’t spend money you don’t have. Never carry more than $20 in your wallet, and try leaving your debit card at home. A true Recessionista should never need to spend more than $20 a day and it will force you to only buy things you really need. If you’re serious about it, try making the $20 last all week. God speed. xoxoxox

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Take A Staycation

May 22nd, 2009 by Adil

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Long weekends are awesome
especially when it involves doing one of the big three: cottage, camping or crazy trip. But if you’re like me, you might have found last week’s long weekend downright depressing because the closest you came to any of those is reading your friends’ Facebook updates.  So before we spiral into further lameness, close that browser (after reading this of course) pack your sack and take a Staycation.

A Staycation is a vacation within your own city. It’s a concept that’s becoming increasingly popular nowadays as people are craving new ways to ‘get away’ on a limited or nonexistent budget. At first I thought the marketing geniuses had thought of a good portmanteau (yea, I looked that up) of the words ‘stay’ and ‘vacation’ but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense.  If you ever recommended a ‘must see place’ to friend from out of town but then immediately laughed to yourself because you never go there yourself, then you know what I mean.  

It’s kind of odd how that works out, but not really surprising since we gradually lose that sense of exploration when we’re on our home turf.   Now Magazine recently caught onto this Staycation idea and if you missed it, I highly recommend you check out their cover story on a Toronto Staycation. What I really liked was that they provided a full-out itinerary for you to ‘go around the world
without leaving the 416’.  But even if where you live isn’t diverse enough to host a smorgasbord of diverse cultural areas, the idea to plan a stayday-away is relevant. If it’ll help, make an itinerary, clear your memory card and just do those general things that will create the feel of a traditional vacation.

The one drawback to doing that, however, is that for some of us the need to get away is actually the need to just chill out and do nothing. Taking a Staycation to Little Korea, therefore, might not be that appealing since it’ll require more effort than a beach-centric vacation would ever demand.  If I’m striking a chord with you, work those phone lines and set up a day at a friend’s pool or visit the closest watering hole. It might not be as glamorous but if the weather holds, you’ll likely come back with a good tan and plenty of ‘beach’ stories to tell.  

Okay, I’m shutting down and going into Staycation mode.  I suggest you do the same. 

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34 years, 8 months and 2 days

May 21st, 2009 by Mandi

  

 

Here’s the most addictive financial tool I’ve ever used – plug in what you’ve got saved, what you think you can save per month or year, and your federal rate, and it will tell you how many years it will take you to save a million dollars. Brilliant. It kind of has a built in motivational tool once you realize that a million dollars isn’t a total pipe dream – yes it might take you your entire life to get it, but every latte you skip gets you there a fifth of a millisecond faster. I’ve spent the morning increasing my monthly savings amounts by five dollar increments. Super fun.

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Nic Vargas’ Money Saving Tips

May 20th, 2009 by Jeremy

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Nic Vargas, a columnist over at The Whitworthian, has some handy tips on how to save extra cash, or, as Vargas puts it, “several ways in which you can save money, so that you, too, are not forced to sell yourself into indentured servitude.”:

1. Illegally download all your music. If you illegally download two CDs a month that you would have normally purchased, you might save as much as $20 a month. With that saved money you can pick up a new hobby, like smoking or gambling.

2. Download the “how to save money” app on your Apple gadget of choice.

3. Recycle toilet paper. This option is often overlooked and it is upsetting something so simple could be overlooked.

4. Invest in something stable, like the stock market. This one is fairly self-explanatory.

5. Don’t buy profuse amounts of diamonds. This will end up costing quite a pretty penny in the long run.

6. Learn a trade, like neurosurgery or rocket science. A stacked resume can nearly guarantee you a job at Burger King.

7. If all else fails, never underestimate the power of a nice long trip to the Caribbean to help you meditate on how one can best save money.

8. Try to eat less food. Food is an expensive and ultimately a useless luxury. Though it might taste good, or fulfill some sort of primal desire, it will ultimately leave you hungry once again.

9. Write terrible lyrics, put them over terrible beats and represent your hometown to the point of absurdity. You will inevitably go double platinum and share a stage with Soulja Boy.

10. Make toast as much as possible. If ever a slice ends up looking something like Jesus, the Virgin Mary or Will Ferrell, sell it on eBay. Once finished selling, waste no time making more toast. Trust me. This works.

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Clara Is Back

May 19th, 2009 by Jeremy

We’ve posted about Depression-priced cooking guru Clara Cannucciari before, but now she’s officially balling. Clara’s got her own DVD, y’all. Food Network, here she comes.

Besides being officially the cutest person in the universe, Clara’s released a vid of tips that’s also one of the special features on her new DVD. She’s such a tease…

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Summer Intern Search Gets Bigger And Better!

May 14th, 2009 by Jeremy

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Hey Recession Revolutionaries!

Things are getting hot at the Screw You Recession Summer Intern Search! The videos are awesome and we’ve had tons of voters, but we’ve grabbed the eye of one really important voter
 Richard Branson himself! He’s so into the contest and the energy in the videos that he’s asked us to expand it. He couldn’t pick just five faves (and neither could we) so we’re opening the contest up a bit:

1. Like Mandi announced earlier, we’re extending the deadline to enter a video until May 22, 2009.

2. The top five videos, as voted on by Canadians, will still go on to the second round. In addition to that, we’re adding Branson’s Fave Five! Richard wants to personally pick five more recessionistas to go to the next round. That means we’ll have ten savvy semi-finalists moving on to the interview round, instead of five.

Thanks again for all your awesomeness and if you don’t have your vid in yet, what are you waiting for? You get glory, a paycheque, prizes galore, and hang out time with us. Get on it!

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Your Freebie of the Day

May 13th, 2009 by Mandi

Thanks to my fave Dave for the following tip….hilarious recession busting ringtone - for FREE.

Listen to it here.

Download it here.

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Hotness

May 12th, 2009 by Mandi

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Ok, I will admit that Jer and I ran through more than one “what if” scenarios when this SYR intern contest idea came along. And I’m not going to say that we didn’t spend a couple sleepless nights texting back and forth about what would happen if the applications were lame or the contestants were boring.

 

So you can imagine our relief now that we’ve got perhaps the top filmmakers of all time posting application videos on screwyourecessionintern.com. And you can also imagine how excited we are to work with one of you, given that you’re all hot and apparently don’t mind taking your clothes off.

 

You guys are f*%^&#ing hilarious.  Keep them coming, and Facebook the hell out of your entry. Closing date had been extended by one week, so the last day for submission is now May 22nd. 

 

Check out all the cheap hotness here. xoxox

 

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Movies Don’t Have To Be Expensive

May 8th, 2009 by Adil

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I’m a movie guy who doesn’t go to the movies.  It’s not that I don’t enjoy the stimulating experience of being seduced by the smell of popcorn and escaping to another world. In fact, as an outlet for escapism, movies are one of the few industries that enjoy recessions because a lot of us want to get away from the everyday.  But here’s the problem:  escapism is expensive. So expensive, in fact, that long before the recession I had completely cut down on going to the movies.  I still watch a lot of movies but I don’t experience that level of escapism or enjoyment that you get when you go to a cinema.  To me it’s kind of like the difference between seeing a sporting event live and watching it on TV. It’s just not the same.

By doing research for this piece, however, I found several recession friendly solutions for us to explore. The first I stumbled upon last week when I attended a screening at the Hot Docs film festival in Toronto. I didn’t have the greatest impression of documentaries but with traditional media finding itself in crisis, documentaries provide us with an alternatively real and credible look at society. Hot Docs actually finishes this weekend, but film festivals are not specific to one area so you should be able to find one where you live. There isn’t a great price difference compared to regular cinemas but film festivals give you a more sublime experience by providing the opportunity to interact with the film’s creators and actors/actresses after the screening.

The issue with festivals is that you’re not going to find the Wolverine, Up or Star Treks of the world at them.  If that’s the case, a growing number of cinemas have brought back cheap Tuesdays where both the admission and popcorn prices are slashed in half.  Just make sure to confirm in advance that the cinema offers this but as a rule of thumb, major multiplexes are not likely to offer this discount (they have to pay for all those flashing lights, of course).

Speaking of multiplexes, if the cookie cutter cinema isn’t cutting it for you, seek out the Rainbow Cinemas in your city. These guys play current films in small, old and character driven venues for as low as 4.00 a show.  They’re so authentic that their screens still crackle when the film is starting.

Finally, with the summer approaching Drive-In movie theatres are back and their double-billing means that you get double the fun for a reasonable price (they also have cheap Tuesdays).  Drive-Ins are a truly social experience because you’re not confined to one spot, so it’s an awesome solution if you’re looking to get a group together.  Escaping, after all, is way more fun when you have others to share the adventure with.

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Cheap Fun Fridays With Adil

May 1st, 2009 by Jeremy

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Hey recession screwers. I’m psyched to introduce you to our latest contributor to Screw You Recession!, Adil Dhalla. As founder of his own self-service online box office, Ticket Trunk, and creator of Creativity Killed The Recession, Adil knows a thing or three about saving cash and the entertainment industry. Each Friday we’ll get his low down on how to keep up the without breaking the bank…

Live A Little With Some Live Music

About me: I like to get around. But not in the way you’re thinking. What I mean is that I’ve got a social appetite that’s never satisfied so I tend to go to a lot of events and meet a lot of people. The good news for me is that I found a way to make a living while doing this by launching Ticket Trunk. My day-to-day job involves finding and speaking with small and medium sized organizations (e.g. bands, student clubs, community groups, charities, etc) that could use my little self service box office. So going to see a show is like going to work for me. Pretty cool, eh?

What’s not cool, however, is that with 72% of us aged 18 -34 cutting down on entertainment spending, there’s a sense that the recession is sullying our social lives. Friends, this is defeatist talk and we’ll have none of that here. Screw you recession, you might limit our spending but you will never take our social lives. The recession actually provides a great opportunity for us to find new ways to have fun by doing things we never considered before. Not to mention, each time we go out we’re doing a little bit to nip this recession in the bud.

There’s no better place to start this series than with live music. If spending 50.00 on those concert tickets digs too deep into your monthly budget, why not consider going to several smaller shows and spread out the cost over multiple dates rather than crapping out in one night? You’ll find that new and amateur bands are eager to generate interest so their shows are always accessible, the seats are always great and often you can hang with the band when they’re done their set. Best of all, admission to these shows is dirt cheap and often free. The price is important not only for you but for your friends as you’ll find that the cheaper the ticket, the easier it’ll be to get a big group going. Finally, don’t forget that every band starts by doing small gigs so you never know who you might stumble upon now that’s going to be huge later. This happened to me once when I saw this tiny band from MontrĂ©al called Arcade Fire play for an audience of about 50 people. Who knew maximizing your budget could be so fortuitous?

In terms of finding these events, I suggest you stop looking at the normal sites and start searching for ‘live music’ sites online, portals like Craigslist, urban magazines like Now, city-centric blogs and small-event ticketing companies. Also, you could just try the old approach and Google “your city” + “music” or try the super old approach and check out a record shop to see if they sell tickets to local events. They might not have what you’re exactly looking for but they’ll certainly know where to find it and have a good story that you can impress your friends with later.

Take that recession. There’s plenty more where that came from but for now, have a great weekend.

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