The recession is driving girls crazy. Sex crazy!
Guys I have great news! According to this article that I found off a very prestigious website (Maxim), women have become more open to sexually dealing with their pain during the recession. I have yet to meet any of these women, but common maxim doesn’t lie. In her article, appropriately named Riding out the Recession, Holly Eagleson gives both stories and results from a group of women that she polled. The article speaks about how the recession has made women not only crave sex but crazier sex then ever. Enough talk; let’s get right into the article.
Holly gives people a reason to enjoy and be happy about the recession, explaining that according to a biological-anthropologist Helen Fisher, “Fear elevates dopamine levels…for some people, going through a traumatic experience can actually stimulate their sex drives”. I definitely started reading on. She gives many stories where women are going back to their ex’s, hooking up with band members, even co-workers, all because of the stress of not having a job and dealing with the recession.
An example includes a woman who, because she was let go of her job, was day drinking with her friends and wound up having a one-afternoon stand. Another woman describes how she started telling a friend of hers all about her woes of loosing her apartment at the end of the month and that she was going to miss the big bay windows most of all. The next thing she knew, she was having sex right in front of the windows. And yet even another woman talks about how she has been forced to live in her parents basement and would look for any excuse to get out of her parents house. ANY excuse. These are only a few of the many stories given and the article goes into a lot more detail. Believe me, a lot more detail.
Okay, honestly, I sat here trying to think of what to write, what to include and what to link you to with regards to this article. But at the end of the day you just have to read the original article, as I cannot do it justice. CHECK IT OUT RIGHT HERE! I STRONGLY ADVISE IT!
Guys, and girls, I definitely want you to drop some comments and feelings on this. Now I am walking around town, head held high, praying that the recession might last a bit longer as I am going to be day drinking a lot more often.
Just kidding, but seriously. Very seriously.
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Tags: Drinking, Holly Eagleson, Maxim, Recession, Screw You Recession, Sex, Thaddeus Bolton, Women
