Comments on: The Moustache Manifesto

By: eric

eric — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:23:23 +0000

I have a FU man Coo, or also knows as handle bars
and I have not been getting any love from the ladies lately
I know they are diggin the bars but I think they are just too
intimidated by the amount of man that I protrude
what do I do?

By: D.J.

D.J. — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:04:01 +0000

If you make your boyfriend grow one, you will notice at least a 27% increase in your satisfaction level, if you get what I’m saying. Testosterone literally pours out of the moustache.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:50:37 +0000

HOT! I’M GOING TO MAKE MY BOYFRIEND GROW ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!